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15 Funny Dog Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Have a “ruff” day and need a pick-me-up? Check out these 15 dog jokes that’ll have you laughing in no time!

  • What Do You Give a Dog With a Fever?
  • Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

  • What Do Dogs Eat for Breakfast?
  • Pooched eggs.

  • What Kind of Dog Loves to Take Bubble Baths?
  • A Shampoodle.

  • Why Doesn’t Anyone Want to Work for Dogs?
  • Because they hound their employees.

  • Where Did the Dog Leave his Car?
  • The barking lot.

  • What is a Dog’s Favorite City?
  • New Yorkie.

  • It Was Raining Cats and Dog the Other Day…
  • I almost stepped in a poodle.

  • What Do Dogs Do After They Finish Obedience School?
  • They get their masters.

  • What Do You Call a Dog Magician?
  • A labracadabrador

  • What Do You Call a Dog in the Winter?
  • A chili dog.
  • Where Do Dogs Go After Losing Their Tail?
  • The retail store.

  • What Do Dogs Eat at the Movies?
  • Pup-corn.

  • What Do Dogs and Tress Have in Common?
  • They both have bark.

  • What Do You Do if Your Dog Chews Your Dictionary?
  • Take the words out of his mouth.

  • What Do You Call a Dog that Sneezes?
  • A-choo-wawa.

Bonus: Here’s one for any cat parents out there!

  • What Do You Call it When a Cat Wins First Place at a Dog Show?
  • A Cat-astrophe!

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Elizabeth Muenzen

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Pets: My dog Benji is mixed Yorkie, Poodle, Chihuahua, and MaltiPom (YorkiPooChiMaltiPom?), yet he mysteriously bears no resemblance to any of these breeds.
Fun stuff: I love to cook!

Content Specialist
DOG PERSON🐶

Pets: My dog Benji is mixed Yorkie, Poodle, Chihuahua, and MaltiPom (YorkiPooChiMaltiPom?), yet he mysteriously bears no resemblance to any of these breeds.
Fun stuff: I love to cook!

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