15 Funny Dog Jokes to Brighten Your Day
Having a “ruff” day and need a pick-me-up? We've compiled a list of the best dog jokes to brighten your day. Check out these 15 dog jokes that’ll have you laughing in no time!
And these dog jokes aren't just for the humans...try reading them to your dog and see their reaction! Maybe you'll notice your dog tilting their head in response to these adorable jokes.
- What Do You Give a Dog With a Fever?
- Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog.
- What Do Dogs Eat for Breakfast?
- Pooched eggs.
- What Kind of Dog Loves to Take Bubble Baths?
- A Shampoodle.
- Why Doesn’t Anyone Want to Work for Dogs?
- Because they hound their employees.
- Where Did the Dog Leave his Car?
- The barking lot.
- What is a Dog’s Favorite City?
- New Yorkie.
- It Was Raining Cats and Dog the Other Day…
- I almost stepped in a poodle.
- What Do Dogs Do After They Finish Obedience School?
- They get their masters.
- What Do You Call a Dog Magician?
- A labracadabrador
- What Do You Call a Dog in the Winter?
- A chili dog.
- Where Do Dogs Go After Losing Their Tail?
- The retail store.
- What Do Dogs Eat at the Movies?
- What Do Dogs and Tress Have in Common?
- They both have bark.
- What Do You Do if Your Dog Chews Your Dictionary?
- Take the words out of his mouth.
- What Do You Call a Dog that Sneezes?
Bonus: Here’s one for any cat parents out there!
- What Do You Call it When a Cat Wins First Place at a Dog Show?
- A Cat-astrophe!
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