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15 Funny Dog Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Having a “ruff” day and need a pick-me-up? We've compiled a list of the best dog jokes to brighten your day. Check out these 15 dog jokes that’ll have you laughing in no time!

And these dog jokes aren't just for the humans...try reading them to your dog and see their reaction! Maybe you'll notice your dog tilting their head in response to these adorable jokes.  

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  • What Do You Give a Dog With a Fever?
  • Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

  • What Do Dogs Eat for Breakfast?
  • Pooched eggs.

  • What Kind of Dog Loves to Take Bubble Baths?
  • A Shampoodle.

  • Why Doesn’t Anyone Want to Work for Dogs?
  • Because they hound their employees.

  • Where Did the Dog Leave his Car?
  • The barking lot.

 

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  • What is a Dog’s Favorite City?
  • New Yorkie.

  • It Was Raining Cats and Dog the Other Day…
  • I almost stepped in a poodle.

  • What Do Dogs Do After They Finish Obedience School?
  • They get their masters.

  • What Do You Call a Dog Magician?
  • A labracadabrador

  • What Do You Call a Dog in the Winter?
  • A chili dog.

 

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  • Where Do Dogs Go After Losing Their Tail?
  • The retail store.

  • What Do Dogs Eat at the Movies?
  • Pup-corn.

  • What Do Dogs and Tress Have in Common?
  • They both have bark.

  • What Do You Do if Your Dog Chews Your Dictionary?
  • Take the words out of his mouth. 

  • What Do You Call a Dog that Sneezes?
  • A-choo-wawa.

 

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Bonus: Here’s one for any cat parents out there!

  • What Do You Call it When a Cat Wins First Place at a Dog Show?
  • A Cat-astrophe!

Any pet parents out there with a cat and a dog? Read about how to help your cat feel more comfortable around your dog. If you're shopping for pet doors for a multi-pet household the Endura Flap is a great option. 

For dogs and cats sharing, we recommend the single flap models. The Endura Flap Pet Door for Doors is a popular option for pet parents with canine and feline family members. 

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What are your favorite jokes about dogs? Leave a comment below! 

Elizabeth Muenzen

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Pets: My dog Benji is mixed Yorkie, Poodle, Chihuahua, and MaltiPom (YorkiPooChiMaltiPom?), yet he mysteriously bears no resemblance to any of these breeds.
Fun stuff: I love to cook!

Content Specialist
DOG PERSON🐶

Pets: My dog Benji is mixed Yorkie, Poodle, Chihuahua, and MaltiPom (YorkiPooChiMaltiPom?), yet he mysteriously bears no resemblance to any of these breeds.
Fun stuff: I love to cook!

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